How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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