You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
nutella sex= disaster
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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