One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize