Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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