I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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