Banned from zoo.
Again?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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