go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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