We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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