is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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