My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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