Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just gift wrapped bread.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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