when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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