whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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