i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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