Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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