Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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