Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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