So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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