he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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