Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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