i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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