Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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