And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Just pee around me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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