So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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