It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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