Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
That's intense
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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