chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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