he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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