Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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