I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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