ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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