I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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