Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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