Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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