Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
