she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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