he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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