How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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