He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
