Dual....:-)
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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