Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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