Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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