Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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