This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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