it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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