I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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