their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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