Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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