sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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