I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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