Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I supernannyed him into submission
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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