Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
